sherlockandjohnwatson:

“oh, you don’t want kids? hahaha, you think that now, but you’ll change your mind when you get older, you’ll eventually want kids when——”

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satan: let there be wifi passwords
satan: let there be calories
satan: let there be post limit
satan: let there be swag

my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like image

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kelly-thistle:

sword-meets-rose:

myfavoritedemons:

HELP I’M HAVING TOO MUCH FUN.

Overly Accepting Thor

OH MY GOSH I WANNA HUG HIM

omgggg

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kingofthe-trill:

How to listen to Drake’s Take Care
Step 1: Remove plastic wrap
Step 2: Place directly into toilet

kingofthe-trill:

How to listen to Drake’s Take Care

  • Step 1: Remove plastic wrap
  • Step 2: Place directly into toilet

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conversationparade:

YOU WILL OGLE THE VOLUPTUOUS CURVES OF MY MUSCULAR CALVES AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT

conversationparade:

YOU WILL OGLE THE VOLUPTUOUS CURVES OF MY MUSCULAR CALVES AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT